Jan 07 2009
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Our dear friend who will remain anonymous for painfully obvious reasons has felt inspired enough to launch Disgusting People I Have Made Out With. She is looking for contributors so if you have a story let us know. We will be following this one closely and you should too!
The list of people I have made out with is endless. All prior to 2009. The list of disgusting people I have made out with I have been trying to forget about but i keeps me up at night. My teeth have fallen out. My tongue, now green. My lips are still full and round they’re just a strange color.
Bleach, hypnosis, weed I hear are the cure and I am attempting that cure as we speak. (do you have a light?)
